New friends share a quiet moment on the set.
I remember the call like it was yesterday.
"This is Haraguchi. I'm filming 'Death Kappa' and need an extra gaijin for a few scenes. Can you handle it?"
"I was born to play this role, sir. Literally."
"Great. And bring Hiroko, too."
Now that the Death Kappa DVD/Bluray is out, the true story can be told. This wasn't our first shot as extras in a monster movie -- that would be our epic, blink-and-you'll-miss-it roles in a crowd of yokai in Takashi Miike's "Yokai Daisenso" -- but this was the first chance we got to actually react. Emote. Method act. Really express the essential humanity of... of... being in a Japanese monster film.
Our role was to occupy the "command center" set up by the military to deal with the giant, nuclear kappa raging through downtown Tokyo.Things started quietly, with us as little more than human backdrops to the action. The extra ranks were filled with pals of the director. Right to left in the photo below, flanking the "real" actor, you can see Kondo Yutaka (illustrator of Ninja Attack!), Hiroko, me, and the Karasawas (creators of the mind-bendingly awesome "King of Pachimono" magazine.) This was a big step up for both of us but Hiroko in particular, who spent most of her time on the Yokai Daisenso set wearing an enormous frog head.
About halfway through the day, Haraguchi had a flash of inspiration. "I need some freaks. Kappa freaks. You!" he said, pointing at me (big surprise), then Kondo, and then Naoki Karasawa. Our job was to react to news of the kappa defeating the human military forces -- and here's the result:
So. Total time spent on set: eight hours. Total screen time: maybe eight seconds. Compensation: a bento lunch. And the experience? Absolutely priceless... Because now I'm one step closer to that elusive goal of becoming a professional kaiju eiga extra. Maybe I'l really luck out and get to actually be stomped by the giant monster next time.
Huh? How's the actual movie? Also priceless. Death Kappa is the Citizen Kane of radioactive yokai movies. Buy it now! Seriously! It's a lot of fun.
I missed seeing this at the Roxy in SF by *one* day - I was disappointed ... now I'm heartbroken!
Posted by: Ryan | October 12, 2010 at 09:05 PM
Damn it! I was dubious about this one and was planning on holding off on getting it.
I'll place my order today.
Posted by: Gilles Poitras | October 12, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Heh that guy with the bucktooth looks a little like Eric Idle.
Man, where there's a will to get a bunch of middle aged men to dress up in military uniforms for a monster movie, there's a way.
Posted by: Iamnotatwit | October 13, 2010 at 08:16 AM
You must watch The Mysterians over and over to learn how to properly be a gaijin extra with a speaking role. I recommend the scene when they start using the Markalites.
"Give them the ray!"
Also, you need some horn rimmed glasses. The cool frameless kind (or the uber gay 'little hipster' style) are usually reserved for villain and Men With Secret Agendas.
Posted by: Steve Harrison | October 13, 2010 at 08:19 AM
>>"Heh that guy with the bucktooth looks a little like Eric Idle."
That's Nabe Yakan, seemingly in every B movie this country has to offer (and if I sound jealous, it's because I am. :)
>>"You must watch The Mysterians over and over..."
Now you're sounding like Patrick Macias!
Posted by: MattAlt | October 13, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Some of the expressions are priceless.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln | October 14, 2010 at 01:37 AM
Now where have I seen that face before? Ah yes, of course.
http://meitpower.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/haircut_critters.jpg
Posted by: The CronoLink | October 15, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Ha! Actually, I am pretty sure the suit is the same used in Kiba-Kichi (based on the manga by Tatsuya Morino, who illustrated Yokai Attack!)
http://www.kibakichi.jp/
Posted by: MattAlt | October 15, 2010 at 02:27 PM
I did a commercial that ran for a year and I got a bento and a 5,0000yen gift card..!?
Supa_sta!!
Posted by: Hawaiibadboy | October 15, 2010 at 05:58 PM