Act 1: Open-air bar, "Hoppy Street," Asakusa
Characters: MATT (Male, 35); A__ (Female, 26); OJISAN (Male, 50+)
Scene 1: MATT and A__ are having a drink together. They happen to be sitting next to OJISAN, who's already had a few himself.
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OJISAN (clumsily trying to make friendly conversation): Excuse me, miss, you know, you've got a really unique face.
MATT (Tensing slightly): Uh-oh.
A__: Ah... Thanks?
OJISAN: It's your eyes. They're set so wide apart, like...
A__: Wide apart!?!
OJISAN: Like... Namie Amuro!
A__ (slightly relieved): Oh? Thanks.
OJISAN: Or... like a frog!
A__: What!?
OJISAN (Thoughtfully): Or maybe a salamander...
MATT (muttering, palm over eyes): Mother of God...
A__: WHAT did you just say!?
MATT: Listen, trust me, you don't look anything like a giant salamander. Jesus.
OJISAN (bold declaration): The boy is right!
MATT: See? He was just kid--
OJISAN: Their eyes are too BEADY.
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