OS-Tantalizing

As if we needed any more evidence that Japanese "moe" devotees are really creepy dudes, here come the OS-Tan. Roughly translated as "cute l'il OSes," they're personified, anthropomorphized, and sexualized representations of... Various computer operating systems. That's right: even good old MS-DOS and Windows Server are apparently little girls, deep down inside. Every OS under the sun (and probably a few you've never heard of) are represented in "loli-con" form on the Japanese Vault of OS-Tan site. Topping the list has to be the incredibly odd Norton Antivirus Guy, a freak in a Symantec lab coat leering over the various OS girls. Little did you know about the twisted psychosexual drama playing itself out on your hard drives.